hey morons bet y'all can’t do this *animorphs myself into a fursona and screams as all my bones break and readjust themselves*

You’re right I definitely can’t do that

me, halfway into morphing so my mouth looks like that one horrifying gif of Kevin from The Office: pwussyboi

2017-07-20 19:19:46 GMT 1190 notes

A furry walks into a bar and gets kicked out because the sign says no animals allowed

2017-07-20 17:47:10 GMT 157 notes




if millennials stopped buying furry commissions maybe they’d be able to afford avocado toast :/

If baby boomers stopped being assholes they’d be able to do something more productive then sit at a computer bitching at Millennials.

i can’t fucking tell what’s satire and what’s not on this god forsaken website anymore

2017-07-20 17:22:54 GMT 27984 notes




Local Furry stands menacingly to man on picnic 

The yiff yiff man

you won’t be laughing when he kills you

2017-07-20 01:34:05 GMT 67476 notes

*gives you xl dragon dildos* it’s a metaphor for go fuck yourself

2017-07-19 21:12:53 GMT 298 notes

“describe your fursona in two adjectives”

2017-07-19 18:50:45 GMT 437 notes


‪they say money cant buy happiness but money bought me furry commissions so…‬..

via: floralfur
2017-07-19 17:27:34 GMT 464 notes


extroverted person: hey dude check out this sick skateboard ollie haha lol anyways let’s go interact with society
introverted person: shut up I’m trying to astral project myself into my fursona

2017-07-19 05:22:00 GMT 17458 notes


Me: *makes a vore joke*
-my friends hire a hitman to swiftly deal with me, making sure I’m never to be found again-

2017-07-18 19:01:48 GMT 1435 notes

A real power move is to reblog furry porn on your main and leave it there for hours despite getting many messages saying you reblogged on the wrong blog but you know what you did

2017-07-18 18:48:03 GMT 618 notes